April 2010
1 post
December 2009
1 post
“This store will close earlily dew to bad weather.”
– a sign at Quizno’s
November 2009
20 posts
How 7 Iconic Movie Characters Would Do In a Zombie... →
Dear Loca,
Please stop with the collect calls. NO aaahbla esPAGnole.
Pilipinas~
nikusan:
So, then we got back to the hotel and packed our stuff up in preparation to leave the next morning. We laid around and reflected on our trip before going to sleep. We decided that it wasn’t what either of us was expecting, but we both agree that it was a worthwhile trip. Would I want to go back to the Philippines? Probably not. But, I’m glad I went. It was definitely a memorable fall...
Orchestra Hero!? →
I want a flute controller please.
September 2009
22 posts
“Ru, I see a lot of words in you. You see, you think that you’re trying to...”
– My neighbor ranting to be wasted out of her mind
二日酔い {i.love.it.when.kanji.make.sense}
danz0rjapanz0r:
Pre-gamed a little bit after eating, sat around and smoked and talked, walked to different karaoke places asking if we could smoke inside and asking about prices.
Wait, there are such things as non-smoking karaoke places? The whole world is turning fascist on us.
KARAOKE ENVY
“Me & my wife’s relationship is made of money. I don’t need to...”
– my boss on going back to Japan and not intending to visit his family
John Hopkins student kills intruder with a samurai... →
Uh, what?
My Boss is a D-Bag
I think I will start publishing the string of quotes I have been collecting that perfectly illustrates the d-baggery of my boss. This series will keep going until I get the hell out of this department.
I mean, I need to release the venting somehow. I only have you, tumblr.
WatchRyan’s boy has passed away today. R.I.P.
Daft Punk in DJ Hero →
I laughed this game off, but…now I need this. Especially if DAFT PUNK IS A PLAYABLE CHARACTER!
カラオケ and よっぱらいness
danz0rjapanz0r:
Then we went to a コンビニ (konbini, convenience store), Brandon and I bought flask size bottles of Johnny Walker Red, went to karaoke, bought chasers, pounded that shit (rather fast), sung Perfume songs and had an awesome time. Took the train home and was lonesome the rest of the night. All in all, a great time.
I NEED TO BE IN JAPAN RIGHT NOW
WatchRemember
I can possibly make Elijah Wood clones! →
fuck yeah!
“This is my loving plant.”
– my Japanese coworker on his wilting fern
I think he meant ‘lovely.’
August 2009
1 post
May 2009
1 post
April 2009
28 posts
Shadowhare saves Cincinnati! →
A real-life superhero…?
Since my company consists of twitchy Japanese people, they’re freaking the fuck out about the swine flu. The head honchos decided to form a special group to inform people about the horrors of swine flu and asked me to translate their “mission statement.”
How does the name “Swine Flu Prevention Task Team” sound? You know, COS THEY’RE SUPERHEROES AND ALL.
Felony Franks: Home of the Misdemeanor Weiner →
Aaaaaaand my morning is off to a good start.
